ContenTlessweb the portal that inverts the contents of the continent! Notification of time and date for those who ought to go out more
Where less is more and something else really annoying .... maybe twinkling.

SEARCH CT WEB type into this box ..... nothing will happen, but doesn't it look good?

Money for free!???
....... Wot? No tasteless gambling adverts that flash?
Newsflashes from some news agency or other. No we never read them either.


Forks - the latest cool table accessory - More forks

Potatoes - get mashed on these!

Is it OK to walk a brown-haired dog while wearing black shoes?

Nose hair - pretty in pink? More hair

Timber yards - thinly justified link to someone who sponsors this site

Some lot of hocus about mobile phones

How to cook camel dung More info

Steam engines - the ultimate living room accessory (learn to drive one too)



Predict that craze! Ghastly mingin_pink nonsense, Camp and custard,

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Flashing gifs - we can't get enough of 'em!

My CTweb

Mingin stuff

Shan zone
Product placement
Foolish downloads
exciting eCards



quaintness itself

Dog lovers - here is a picture of a dog

a mutt. Not R.Mutt

Stereotyping Take the quiz on page 94 to find yours

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TEENAGERS - evil or saints?

Find out here

Potatoes - more info


Purchase highly dangerous medicinal substances from a Mexican corner shop without any medical checks by clicking here

Radio 4 - a threat to your health? Listen online constantly to find out.

How to catch/dump your man/woman or other suitable type, as appropriate, and before morning coffee

Opinion poll

VOTE for something that doesn't matter very much



Pointless link to bankrupt (why don't you go to a bookshop?) Actually this is a real bookshop

just to shock you

No of course you wouldn't want to, so we won't tell you how!


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Prizes that this site hasn't won!

Best on the Net
'Five Minute' Award
5 trashcans from iWorld
Worthless gif from someone else
Worst on the Web Award
Anything else you're prepared to believe

 Come on suckers .....

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Annoying Microsoft gifs etc

 Tryst list

Romeo - Juliet
Tristan - Isolde
Casanova - Various
SIJ- Data witheld

 TV roundup

No we haven't watched them, we've picked up these pathetic PR agency snippets and present them entirely unedited. The BBC does better


 Space for more useless if not imaginary links and trophies

  Telephone boxes as designed by Geroge Gilbert Scott. And his other designs?